A butter square dispenser, a hoodie travel pillow, and worlds tiniest drone: how far can *you* get without buying something?
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I am your host, Jeff. The game is simple. Try to make it through this entire post without buying something. The list may seem like it’s random, but it’s not.
Don’t plan to buy anything? That’s OK! Stay and enjoy my groanworthy jokes! I italicize each pun for maximum cringe.
Come up with a better pun? Post in the comments! I DO READ ALL THE COMMENTS!
DANGER! PUNS AHEAD! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! GOOD LUCK, ALL! 😀
This hoodie travel pillow that will make your nap look casual.
I've always had a soft spot for hoodies.
This clip-on wine hook so your glass never has to touch the peasant ground.
No more wine-ing over spilled wine.