You say “cropped pants,” we hear “Bermuda shorts.”
Trying on jeans without having an emotional breakdown.
Caroline Kee / Via shop.nordstrom.com / E! Entertainment
Moving around in the miniature closet that is an airplane bathroom:
Standing in the front at concerts without feeling the crushing weight of guilt:
Your shoe size being available anywhere, in stores and online.
“Sorry, we don't have anything bigger than a 10.”