Porn Has Been Lying To Us About Anal Sex Since Forever Tbh

In the list of things porn lies about, anal sex is top of the list.

In porn, people are ready and raring to get penetrated in the ass whenever.

In porn, people are ready and raring to get penetrated in the ass whenever.

Def Jam

In real life, sometimes you’re just too tired, you’ve eaten too much, or you just don’t want to get fucked in the goddamn ass.

In real life, sometimes you're just too tired, you've eaten too much, or you just don't want to get fucked in the goddamn ass.

ABC

In porn, there’s this fantasy that you can just get down to it without preparation.

In porn, there's this fantasy that you can just get down to it without preparation.

New Line Cinema

In real life, there’s a lot of cleaning maintenance that has to go down, whether that’s with wet wipes or with a douche.

In real life, there's a lot of cleaning maintenance that has to go down, whether that's with wet wipes or with a douche.

There's also often a lot of forward thinking. Like, if I have this Big Mac I definitely can't do anal tonight.

Paramount


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