18 Fuckboys Who Completely Failed At Being Fuckboys

“If you were a potato I’d have sex with you.”

If you’re gonna be a fuckboy, at least try to construct a proper sentence.

If you're gonna be a fuckboy, at least try to construct a proper sentence.

Otherwise we're simply too confused to be repulsed.

straightwhiteboystexting.org

Maybe get another fuckboy to proofread your messages.

Maybe get another fuckboy to proofread your messages.

The misspelling is even more of a turn-off than the question tbh.

straightwhiteboystexting.org

If you’re gonna use the ol’ “I must have typed that in my sleep” excuse, at least make it worth it.

If you're gonna use the ol' "I must have typed that in my sleep" excuse, at least make it worth it.

“Wish I was up there with you.” Up where? Heaven? What?

straightwhiteboystexting.org

And know that autocorrect is not your friend!

And know that autocorrect is not your friend!

Because now I want to know more about your honeybees, Ronald.

straightwhiteboystexting.org


View Entire List ›

Add Comment

*