Point #6: If you’re dreaming about a demon, don’t paint its portrait.
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Never buy/rent a furnished house.
They end up coming with something extra, and by something extra we mean the ghost of an old man possessed by a demon.
Nail at least two different points of your crucifixes into the wall.
That way you can prevent the forces of Satan from turning them upside down.
Fix water leaks as soon as they happen.
What's better, fixing a leak on any old Sunday, or fixing a leak in the middle of a satanic possession? Think about it.