America the beautiful .
It's fun to squirt. It's convenient. It has that decidedly American, fake cheese flavor. Goes great on a Ritz, a hot dog, or shot directly into your mouth. What's not to love?
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Johnny Appleseed walked this great nation planting string cheese seeds from sea to shining sea and I'll be damned if anyone is going to disgrace his good work. Also, if you bite string cheese like a carrot, you're monster.
It comes as individual slices because America is all about independence. It's wrapped in plastic AND tastes like delicious plastic. But seriously, nothing melts better than American cheese. A cheeseburger or grilled cheese just isn't the same with anything else.
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