27 Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Until You Groan

Me: “Dad, make me a sandwich!” Dad: “Poof, You’re a sandwich!”

“My dad and I were checking out at the store when the checker asked him if he wanted paper or plastic. He responded, ‘Either, I’m bisacktual.'”

"My dad and I were checking out at the store when the checker asked him if he wanted paper or plastic. He responded, 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'"

—Rachel Gunther, Facebook

NBC

“My mom — after getting dressed to go out — asked my dad, ‘How do I look?’ He replied, ‘With your eyes.’”

"My mom — after getting dressed to go out — asked my dad, 'How do I look?' He replied, 'With your eyes.'”

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NBC

“Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It’s because the cows weren’t getting a square meal.”

"Did you see they made round bails of hay illegal in Wisconsin? It's because the cows weren't getting a square meal."

—Barry Hansen, Facebook

Universal


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