You’re kind of sad your child will never get to experience the magical taste of Dunkaroos.
There's a knock-off version being sold on Amazon, but judging by the reviews it's not the same.
You kid will never know what “we’ll solve any crime by dinnertime” means.
“I am the cute one, she's just my sister.”
Your kid will probably never want to bleach their tips.
Your child won’t want to wear butterfly clips.
Or care to know who Lizzie McGuire is.